When during intercourse, a sexual partner urinates on the second's buttocks, then spanks their buttocks as hard as they can to produce a loud, wet smack.
Samantha gave Josh a Washington Wet Smacker, which could be heard downstsirs accompanied with a manly scream.
by DirtyDictioner November 21, 2015
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The act of sprinkling hot ashes around the genital area during any sexual act while glueing crackers on your gooch.
Wow dude! The priest did a total louisiana cracker smacker to that nun!
by pussypoop14 May 2, 2010
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The action of performing oral sex on male genitalia with the male genitalia in the back of the throat, causing vomiting on the genitals. Then gathering the vomit back into your mouth, and continuing to perform oral sex, causing ejaculation. Then you use the mix of semen and vomit to spit it in your partner’s mouth. They then will swallow and digest the vomen (vomit and semen) until the next day. You are now ready to enjoy (eat) your “Louisiana Lip Smacker”.
“Hey, you here that Ivan had his first Louisiana Lip Smacker yesterday?”
“Really? That’s wild.”
“Yeah”
by love u mama July 4, 2019
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A white Heroin dealer (can sell other stuff to), usualy gets stuf stolen form him and is a real bich to everyone, even his mom.
That kid just ripped me off again, fuck that cracker smacker.
by Space Turtle October 17, 2006
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A man that knows nothing in the world that has a definition but sex.
Person A: "What the hell does army mean?"
Person B: "Man i think you are a dog shitting titi smacker!"
by the tree dog July 12, 2009
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