Fetus Smoothie

Smoothie that tastes like fetus. Often served on the rocks or with a Bacardi Twist. Sometimes mistaken as an Abortion Slushy.

Hey Ted......Wutcha' Drinkin'??
Oh nothing...JUST A FETUS SMOOTHIE!!!!!

by FETUShappyHOUR969 December 16, 2008

Bandera Smoothie

A Molotov cocktail made in Ukraine

“Did you know how to make a Molotov cocktail a week ago?”
“No, but here in Ukraine we now call them Bandera Smoothies”

by Explosives_Connoisseur March 21, 2022

Pineapple Smoothie

The act of a dude blowing his load and immediately transitioning that final weak burst (that usually just dribbles out) into a continous stream of urination that you can't really control.

"Man it was so hot out that day, that bitch was just asking to get cooled off with a Pineapple Smoothie....boy did I give it to her!"

by Team Little Jerry Seinfeld September 1, 2009

strawberry smoothie

Another word for va-jay-jay, as heard on "Impractical Jokers."

Joseph: "So, when I get home to my wife, I like to play around with her strawberry smoothie."

by Smith dux Wurd June 18, 2017

poop smoothie

a warm smoothie made of poop.

this poop smoothie is delicious, bob, let me lick your ass!

by Carlos Crespo August 14, 2003

cock smoothie

cut his cock off and blend it with strawberries

delicious !

girl 1: tommy's dick looks so good
girl 2: id love to make a cock smoothie out of it!

by kaylaluvsd August 30, 2021

Smoothie Girl

Girlos who drink smoothies together, they follow the smoothie girl code and take photos of their smoothies 💞💞💐💐🥰🥰😋😋

“She’s such a smoothie girl, probably takes a photo of all her smoothies and puts them in a Pinterest shuffle”

by smothiegirl May 9, 2023