Slowpoke

1. a person who takes an obnoxiously long time to poke you back on Facebook.
2. a person in a poke war who desperately tries to wait until the last minute of the 2 days allowed to poke back in a poke-war, as a tactic to make you surrender.

Jerry: I'm going to poke Emily today! *pokes*
Emily: *looks at pokes and doesn't click for like 2 days*
Jerry: What a slowpoke!

by Sandreeka January 9, 2012

Slowpoke

Slowpoke can mean dumb or retarded, a variation of slow. It can also mean you need to slow down either because they were surprised or offended by what you said.

1. "There was this blonde at the bustop today and she was on some slowpoke shxt!"

2. "Hold up, Hold up, Hold up! Nxqqa you gotta slowpoke tht shxt down for me!"

by Wordcreator123bxtch August 22, 2011

slowpoke

v. to have sex in a slow and rhythmic fashion

"Come on baby, I know you ready for that slowpoke"

by Optik May 11, 2006

slowfer

Someone who needs to really hurry up so much they become annoying and irritating.

You're such a slowfer.

by Janet R. January 24, 2007

SnowFox

SnowFox, being the image of perfection and the most amazing creature in existence.
This precious jewel of a being is usually located on IRC or Half Life, or with his lover, the pink kitty.
Also known as foxy, DiamondFox, PagoFox and "Huzza".

SnowFox is Teh 1337 Hax Lolz

by Pink July 9, 2003

slowdown

The way that a previously fast sounding song sounds slow after listening to a really fast song

After listening to A Kiss, by Bad Meets Evil, Fast Lane was on slowdown

by UG-Madman February 8, 2012

slowjob

The act of allowing a mentally disabled individual (male or female) perform fellatio (sucking of the cockage region) for your own pleasure completely disregarding the fact they are retarded

Hey guys you wont believe this! Bama just got a slowjob from that retard girl.

by Zee Dubya Es May 24, 2009