Slippery Dick

-A kind of fish with a long cylindrical body shape that often coats itself with mucus as a defense mecanism
-An excited Dont

-Would you look at the size of that Slippery Dick darting between those rocks!
-I pleasured his slippery dick.

by Mad Mike October 9, 2004

Slippery nuts

The term is used when something is about to go down or something is about to happen

Dude Kevin’s about to fight someone this is gonna be some slippery nuts

by _calibslepton_ September 7, 2020

slippery bob

slippery bob is the old man on silver beach, at st. joseph michigan, he likes stealing underwear. he's a creeper. rumered that he died a while back, but that isn't true. he does have a myspace.

damn it, slippery bob stole my underwear again!!

by sapwhorta August 8, 2009

Slippery Christopher

The act of using the chlamydia discharge from your diseased micro penis to lube your boyfriends dry asshole before sex.

My boyfriend ran out of butt lube last night so I gave him a slippery Christopher

by Numberonecousin February 3, 2023

Slippery Sock

Two guys who ain't cut wanna snoodle, but that pesky foreskin gets in the way. So the first guy peels his foreskin back while the second guy stretches his foreskin over the tip of the first guy's meat spear. Then, the second guy peels his foreskin back and the role reverses. The process repeats as rapidly as the participants desire.

Last night we got a bunch of members from the man-sock club together. . . It turned into a slippery sock-fest!

by Jason Schuler March 29, 2008

Slippery Dick

A fish in the wrasse family known by the latin name Halichoeres bivittatus. They live from North Carolina to Brazil in shallow grass beds, and eat crabs, sea urchins, and flat worms.

Slippery Dicks are red, green, and grey, and grow to about a foot long.

Where does the Slippery Dick live?
In the wrasse hole! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I'm going to pretend I don't even know why that's funny!

by fishy! October 30, 2011

Slippery Taco

When you are fucking a girl doggy style and diarrhea comes out her ass, then slides down, lubing up her pussy.

1. My lady's pussy is so dry, last night I made chili just for the glimmer of hope to get a slippery taco.

2. It's not a real slippery taco unless there is a piece of corn hanging on to his nuts when he pulls out.

by DaXymbiont May 20, 2015