-A kind of fish with a long cylindrical body shape that often coats itself with mucus as a defense mecanism
-An excited Dont
-An excited Dont
-Would you look at the size of that Slippery Dick darting between those rocks!
-I pleasured his slippery dick.
-I pleasured his slippery dick.
by Mad Mike October 09, 2004
by _calibslepton_ September 07, 2020
slippery bob is the old man on silver beach, at st. joseph michigan, he likes stealing underwear. he's a creeper. rumered that he died a while back, but that isn't true. he does have a myspace.
by sapwhorta August 08, 2009
Two guys who ain't cut wanna snoodle, but that pesky foreskin gets in the way. So the first guy peels his foreskin back while the second guy stretches his foreskin over the tip of the first guy's meat spear. Then, the second guy peels his foreskin back and the role reverses. The process repeats as rapidly as the participants desire.
Last night we got a bunch of members from the man-sock club together. . . It turned into a slippery sock-fest!
by Jason Schuler March 30, 2008
The act of using the chlamydia discharge from your diseased micro penis to lube your boyfriends dry asshole before sex.
by Numberonecousin February 03, 2023
A fish in the wrasse family known by the latin name Halichoeres bivittatus. They live from North Carolina to Brazil in shallow grass beds, and eat crabs, sea urchins, and flat worms.
Slippery Dicks are red, green, and grey, and grow to about a foot long.
Slippery Dicks are red, green, and grey, and grow to about a foot long.
Where does the Slippery Dick live?
In the wrasse hole! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I'm going to pretend I don't even know why that's funny!
In the wrasse hole! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I'm going to pretend I don't even know why that's funny!
by fishy! May 31, 2011
Insult used by Irish dairy farmers in the mid-eighteenth century to imply that someone was like butter (aka slippery, as in untrustworthy). Kind of a catchall insult similar to « fuck you! »
Ye took my cow, ye slippery brick!
I canna believe ye slept with Connor’s wife, ye really slipped his brick.
I canna believe ye slept with Connor’s wife, ye really slipped his brick.
by a_bigyoshi December 04, 2021