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soft serve turd

That smooth and continuous, super creamy turd that resembles soft serve ice cream.
I’m just gonna openly brag about this astounding evenly colored and perfectly formed soft serve turd!
by Dr Bunnygirl September 27, 2019
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whore to door service

Offered by the beneficiary of a one night stand to spare the obligatory walk of shame the next morning by the other party.
Stew: Dude, did you really drive that girl home this morning?

Matty: Ya, it was raining and she took it like a champ last night. She earned "whore to door service".
by Dubble Trubble April 9, 2008
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"OMG IS THAT BTS?"
"YOU MEAN BANGLADESH TOILET SERVICES? YEAH!"
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single serving friend

A person you hold a conversation with while waiting in a public place, odds are you will never see this person again. You can make single serving friends while in line, on public transportation, at the movies, at amusement parks etc...
Don't let Kendra talk to strangers at Walmart, she attracts the weirdest single serving friends.

While at the movies, I made the coolest single serving friend, he was an author and could ride a unicycle.
by Ayelura October 20, 2011
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Red Rope Service

After an asian massage, whilst hard from the happy ending, ask for the 'red rope service.' The masseuse will take some rope tie her feet up to the ceiling and wind the rope up and give you a spinning blow job, leads to a neutron bomb orgasm.
David Choe recommended i try the red rope service at Happy Lucky Garden Massage Parlour. She spun round on my dick and then spun back.
by David Choe September 19, 2013
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Revenge is a dish best served cold

An old, widely used phrase expressing the sentiment that revenge that is delayed, and executed well after the heat of anger has dissipated, is more satisfying than revenge taken as an immediate act of rage.

It has been frequently been claimed on the Internet to have originated in the novel "Les Liaisons Dangereuses" by Pierre Choderlos de Laclos. In truth, however, there are two problems with the widely circulated quotation from that book. The first is that the phrase does not appear in the novel, or anything else that de Lacois wrote. The second problem is that the French quotation used as proof is linguistically erroneous; de Lacois would never have written the words attributed to him. Thus it bears all the hallmarks of an Internet "fact" for which someone invented an authentication that seemed plausible, knowing that it would rarely be verified.

The phrase has been in use since at least the 19th century, and at least one author's use of it back then expressed to the reader that it was an already existing dictum.

Of course, how long ago it came into being in the Klingon Empire would be an interesting subject for xenolinguistic research.
"Kirk, old friend, do you know the Klingon proverb, 'Revenge is a dish best served cold'?"
– Khan Noonien Singh in "Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan"
by AkaSlasher July 18, 2015
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serving heat

act of busting a cap in one's ass
"straight servin your ass heat" S.C Cartel
serving heat in the streets with mah lil deuce deuce, pop pop
by Swoopa March 1, 2009
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