Shanghai Sizzler

the burning of your penis when you try to have sexual intercourse with a peking duck basted in teriyaki, right after it is taken of the stir fry pan.

He screamed in pain as he got a Shanghai sizzler.

by Skylar Merris April 14, 2003

shanghai surprise

During Sexual intercourse from behind, the penis is withdrawn, the male spits on his partners back, and begins to vigourously masterbate, and when his partner turns around, he ejaculates in her face.

Lol, I gave my girlfriend the shanghai surprise!

by disMaL June 30, 2006

shanghaid

The title of possibly the most hilarious episode of Spongebob SquarePants known to man.

guy one: dude i was watching the best episode of spongebob last night.
guy two: was it shanghaid?

by yo soy muerto December 16, 2011

shanghaid

verb. Past tense. Almost certainly named after the very large Chinese metropolis of Shanghai. Shanghaid is used to refer to an event in the past where one person cheats or defrauds another in a very clever fashion. see also jacked, janked, or swindled.

That guy counted out my change right in front of me but somehow I'm $50 short.

by ephidryn December 21, 2004

Shanghai headache

Similar to Jungle Fever, Shanghai headache is the condition wherein a non-Asian (usually a white guy) obsesses over/primarily (or only) dates Asians. See also Asian Fever, Rice King, and Fanboy.

1: He must have a Shanghai Headache
2: Why do you say that?
1: Because of the way he always slows down passing the ESL room.

by Chupalo January 12, 2006

Shanghai hand-shake

(SHANG-HI HAN-SHAKE)

1. How they say hello in Shanghai. (Depending on the area)

2. Most often a simple dry handy, traditionally preformed in a public area.

I haven't heard back from any of the places I applied to. Pretty soon I'll have to start giving Shanghai hand-shakes behind the pawn shop to pay the bills.

by Mr. Facnyman extravagant tits November 4, 2012

shanghai slamdunk

While fucking a girl doggystyle, preferably, in the ass, you thrust extra hard making her moan in pain/pleasure, you then shit in your hand and slam dunk it in her open mouth.

E.g.: "Dude, i totally shanghai slamdunked the entire Chinese gymnastics team. That's why they all have sour looks on their faces!"

by alejandroninja May 9, 2014