Slackerness

Not giving a fuck about doing anything.

He said: "its 420 you have put in a hard days work go ahead and take the rest of the day off"

She said: true true. but i should probably hang around b/c i don't want to draw attention to my slackerness.

by jjbia May 11, 2010

slacker parking

Driving into a parking lot to discover the spot directly ahead of you is available. Parking in a spot that doesn't require any effort, like turning the steering wheel. Sometimes it doesn't even require brakes (when there's a wall in front and your car is a beater). Also known as "no-effort-parking."

"Dude, slacker park this bitch right in front of us," or "Sweet, slacker parking is available."

by Spiv May 17, 2006

Slacker Barbie

When someone who is perceived to be attractive gets away with doing little or no work at the office because of her appearance. See also Slacker Ken.

I've been requesting forms from Slacker Barbie, but she's too busy doing nothing to respond.

by stagename October 7, 2011

multi-slacker

A person who can slack off on multiple things at once. Not to be confused with a multi-tasking slacker.

Multi-tasking Slacker: I'm watching T.V., playing an MMORPG, eating cheetos, and talking to my friends on the phone instead of doing my English assignment.

Multi-Slacker: I have an English assignment due tomorrow that I haven't started, my laundry's piling up in the bathroom, and the electric company is threatening to cut the power because I haven't mailed the bill for last month.

by Fuze Defines April 30, 2007

super slacker

college kid who doesn't get a lot of sleep, wakes up late when he does sleep, and never does any work.

Steve, your a super slacker. Go play hide and go fuck yourself.

by Rob T. R. September 14, 2007

Slacker

A person who shirks kas work or duty
A person who evades military service at wartime
someone who don't do enough they fool around and don't give a FUCK!!!

Me, Tech N9ne
That guy sits around all day!
What a slacker!

by BeaneR9393 April 1, 2009

Slackers Unite

a group of friends who aren't afriad to be losers wink wink*

The Slackers Unite fooled around

by mris April 6, 2005