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Skip Day

The day you have to move hotels in order to come back the next day to stay another 28 days, when you are living in a hotel. You must be gone 24 hours to not establish residency and to give them the change to really clean all the shit out of your toilet.
Craig, I see you are packing all your belongings in your car...is this your Skip Day? If it's your Skip Day, i will see you tomorrow, maybe you get the same room.
by hugedongus November 25, 2019
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skip weasel

by g's of oc. August 18, 2010
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Chinese Skip

(V.) Meaning to skip ahead in the line, then go behind the person that let you skip.
Person 1: Hey man, I'm late to lunch can I Chinese skip you?

Person 2: Yeah, sure. Just remember to get behind me. :O
by Buddy Weiser March 28, 2011
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Skip Chicks

The alter ego of your "afraid to commit" friend, who you have never seen with a woman.
Huey: Hey man, there's a fine looking lady over there that seems to be giving you the come hither look.
Dewey: I'm not sure about that, she seems out of my league.
Huey: Dude, I'm gong to start calling you by your other name, Skip Chicks.
by Jayophonic July 21, 2011
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Skip school

Hey everyone we should all skip school on November 29th 2019
by Just read November 21, 2019
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record skip

when you see a girl, and you think she's hot from behind, then she turns around and looks like a dog, that's a record skip.
There was a record skip when that ugly bitch turned around
by jake jordanson May 28, 2006
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Skip One Rule

This is a rule that occurs many times a day across the United States and the rest of the civilized world.

The Skip One Rule (aka. The Skip One Law) is put into effect when you are in a mens room and there is more than a 1:2 men to urinal ratio.

The Law states that in the event of selecting a urinal, there must be a one urinal gap between other occupants of the mens room.

There have been cases in which the breaker of the Skip One Rule has been called out violently and eventually brutally beaten to death by a bathroom shy paranoid-schizophrenic in an event very similar to road rage.

There are a few exceptions dealing with extenuating circumstances to this rule for example:

1) If you are intoxicated this law, and all other laws do not apply.

2) In a trough style urinal situation. When urinating into a trough one should try his best to urinate at a 45* angle away from the nearest fellow urinater, remember NEVER MAKE EYE CONTACT!

3a) Huge sporting event restrooms, chances are you don't know the guy next to you and you will never see him again this tends to free up some inhibitions.

3b) It's OK to take a leak right next to another man if you are in a hurry to get back to the ball game. Disclaimer: During halftime this rule is dissolved.

4) If the urinals in question have large dividers and are more than 5.5 feet apart from center mast then they are fair game.

Warning: none of these exceptions apply when dealing with a Bathroom Shy Paranoid-schizophrenic so be careful.
Bathroom Shy Paranoid-schizophrenic: "What the FUCK are you doing?!?!"

Unaware stranger who just broke the rule: " I'm trying to take a piss."

Bathroom Shy Paranoid-schizophrenic: "What?, Your looking at my dick, why are you so close to me, What The Fuck!!!!"

Unaware stranger who just broke the rule: "Where did you get that knife?, No No Shit Noooooo!"

Bathroom Shy Paranoid-schizophrenic: "Don't tell me what to do bathroom sink, you don't even know me."

Unaware stranger who just broke the rule (now bloody and dying): "Damn I forgot the Skip One Rule"
by K1LL_4_FUN March 16, 2011
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