The delicate operation of using electrical clippers on ones testicles without using the safety guard.
response to gf's question - yelled in response from in the bathroom: Can you just wait a moment honey - I'm a bit busy skimming right now."
by OleMagicHands April 20, 2016
Get the Skimmingmug. by SaltandWinegar January 4, 2024
Get the Salerno skimmug. by FrankieAres October 13, 2017
Get the Skimmug. /ˈskrōt ˌskɪm·ɪŋ/
(noun)
Definition:
The act of lovingly, hilariously nuzzling one’s face in the general vicinity of a man’s balls with enthusiasm, curiosity, and zero shame. Equal parts romantic gesture and chaotic impulse. Often accompanied by laughter, squeals, and a complete disregard for dignity.
(noun)
Definition:
The act of lovingly, hilariously nuzzling one’s face in the general vicinity of a man’s balls with enthusiasm, curiosity, and zero shame. Equal parts romantic gesture and chaotic impulse. Often accompanied by laughter, squeals, and a complete disregard for dignity.
• “He said he liked affection, so I introduced him to the ancient art of scrote-skimming.”
• “I was aiming for a kiss. I ended up scrote-skimming. He’s still recovering.”
• “If motorboating had a younger, messier cousin… it’d be this.”
Usage Notes:
• Best attempted in a committed relationship, a trusted situationship, or when your name is already saved as “Menace 🐒” in their phone.
• May induce giggle fits, eye contact avoidance, or unexpected proposals.
• Bonus points if you announce, “I’m going in for a skim!” beforehand.
See also:
🛥 Motorboating — the bosom equivalent
• “I was aiming for a kiss. I ended up scrote-skimming. He’s still recovering.”
• “If motorboating had a younger, messier cousin… it’d be this.”
Usage Notes:
• Best attempted in a committed relationship, a trusted situationship, or when your name is already saved as “Menace 🐒” in their phone.
• May induce giggle fits, eye contact avoidance, or unexpected proposals.
• Bonus points if you announce, “I’m going in for a skim!” beforehand.
See also:
🛥 Motorboating — the bosom equivalent
by Stephy85 July 4, 2025
Get the Scrote-Skimmingmug. by Balls Mahoney March 5, 2024
Get the skim toast honeymug. I apologize. I didn’t actually read your feedback. I just gave it a ‘Salerno Skim’ and missed the point entirely.
by SaltandWinegar December 2, 2023
Get the Salerno Skimmug. 1. groping by quickly brushing one's hand(s) over the surface of an intimate body part
2. flashing by cutting a slit in a sheet or other thin object, holding the object in front of an intimate body part, and lowering it quickly, giving the viewer a quick glimpse of it through the slit
2. flashing by cutting a slit in a sheet or other thin object, holding the object in front of an intimate body part, and lowering it quickly, giving the viewer a quick glimpse of it through the slit
1. Hey baby, I wanna skim your tiddies!
2. I'm not comfortable flashing my tits all at once, but I'd be alright with skimming them...
2. I'm not comfortable flashing my tits all at once, but I'd be alright with skimming them...
by KormitTheeFrOog January 17, 2022
Get the skimmingmug.