/ˈskrōt ˌskɪm·ɪŋ/
(noun)
Definition:
The act of lovingly, hilariously nuzzling one’s face in the general vicinity of a man’s balls with enthusiasm, curiosity, and zero shame. Equal parts romantic gesture and chaotic impulse. Often accompanied by laughter, squeals, and a complete disregard for dignity.
(noun)
Definition:
The act of lovingly, hilariously nuzzling one’s face in the general vicinity of a man’s balls with enthusiasm, curiosity, and zero shame. Equal parts romantic gesture and chaotic impulse. Often accompanied by laughter, squeals, and a complete disregard for dignity.
• “He said he liked affection, so I introduced him to the ancient art of scrote-skimming.”
• “I was aiming for a kiss. I ended up scrote-skimming. He’s still recovering.”
• “If motorboating had a younger, messier cousin… it’d be this.”
Usage Notes:
• Best attempted in a committed relationship, a trusted situationship, or when your name is already saved as “Menace 🐒” in their phone.
• May induce giggle fits, eye contact avoidance, or unexpected proposals.
• Bonus points if you announce, “I’m going in for a skim!” beforehand.
See also:
🛥 Motorboating — the bosom equivalent
• “I was aiming for a kiss. I ended up scrote-skimming. He’s still recovering.”
• “If motorboating had a younger, messier cousin… it’d be this.”
Usage Notes:
• Best attempted in a committed relationship, a trusted situationship, or when your name is already saved as “Menace 🐒” in their phone.
• May induce giggle fits, eye contact avoidance, or unexpected proposals.
• Bonus points if you announce, “I’m going in for a skim!” beforehand.
See also:
🛥 Motorboating — the bosom equivalent
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