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Silly Bandz

A virus started in the southern United States that involves the corruption and mutation of a plain rubber band and turning it into a colorful shape. The disease first started among younger children, one or two was the norm, but it soon began to spread and multiply. Soon it had made its way into Middle Schools, particularly girls and (in some cases) boys.

As of right now, the virus has begun to spread in High school environments, infecting 15-17 (primarily) year old girls. The High school mutation of the virus is usually very aggressive, and will infest the host with upwards of 10 bands. Lately, there have been signs of Silly Bandz on High school boys as well.

There is no cure to Silly Bandz, except will power to resist their colorful appearance. Right now, Silly Bandz Syndrome (or SBS) is on the verge of being declared a pandemic.

It is currently unclassified, but is remarkably similar to the Webkinz Disease that plagued the nations several years ago.
Jon: Man, I'm really worried about Rick, I haven't seen him since he was diagnosed with Silly Bandz Syndrome

Eric: Yeah, I hear just last week, SBS took more then five guys on the football team...
by The Mysterious Mister M May 26, 2010
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Sibling

A sibling is a dirty asswipe that gains its energy off making your life a hellhole. Your luck is especially unfortunate when you have multiple siblings within a small/medium average age gap
Siblings are there to 1) test your patience 2) ruin your life and 3) make you want to jump out your window, needless to say they also make you want to punch them in the face when you want to take a shower so they run in there first and lock the door when they weren't thinking about but only run in there because you say it.

You know when your family has lost the egg and sperm lottery when your siblings even go to the extent of counting out food so you both have the same exact amount.
"Hey bitch, it was unfortunate that you were the one who has to be my sibling. Stop being related to me. Thank you."
by You can go away now February 10, 2019
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Sillyer

when someone is even more silly than someone else
your even sillyer than dan
by sarahhhh w April 12, 2008
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silly ideas

representational images, concepts, etc., that are absurd, ridiculous, or irrational
Dean is a dumbass whose head is filled with silly ideas.
by yawn daddy May 7, 2010
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silly bugga

by KImCobain March 10, 2015
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silly anus

when you tickle your anus hair and it feels wonderful
by mrtinkles4 January 25, 2019
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Silly Button

A person who has done something very dumb.
Benito stop being a silly button
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