Jay Light Savings Time

Updating clocks 30 minutes to circumvent the whole DST farce.

Why dont we just change clocks 30 minutes right now, and get it over with. No more spring forward, fall back, spring back, fall forward, whatever. Just plain ole JST ... Jay Light Savings Time

by polarbigi March 14, 2007

Shit on a Shingle

WWII troop slang for chipped beef on toast, frequent fare in mess halls.

Do you really need an example to figure this out? I pity you.

by My dixie wrecked November 25, 2003

Filipino Savings Time (FST)

(noun) refers to the adjustment made on the actual expected time to account for Filipino time.

Mark wants to start his show at exactly 8:00PM and expects everyone to be there already. Since his audience might consist of Filipinos, he announces his show to start at Filipino Savings Time (FST) 7:00PM instead, taking to consider the usual Filipino Time.

by Andrei "CodeCalibre" June 20, 2010

Shaving a painted Jesus

An action that is pointless

A: Why are you studying? You know you are going to fail that test.
B: But I have to make an A.
A: You're just shaving a painted Jesus, man.

by Nicole11 January 7, 2009

Shling

A small to medium penis

Did you see Randy swinging his shling around at the party last night?

by blackmulan June 20, 2015

Shingy

To stick a finger in someones asshole

I just totally got shingied in my ass

The uncle wanted to shingy me

by BASEDOUTTOTHEMAX July 23, 2011

saving the princess

masturbation (usually for video gamers who never lost their virginity)

gamer 1: "what were you doing last night? i called like eight times."

gamer 2: "i was saving the princess."

gamer 1: "gross!! how many times a day do u save her?"

gamer 2: "like 6... 7 times maybe."

by gerrychaos March 27, 2010