Shitscapes

A chaotic event or string of them. Sometimes caused through self-inflicted foolhardy "Fuck it" choices. Other times created by others and out of your control but still has you stuck in the middle of a WTF situation.

When we were young we created so many shitscapes that made us sort of legends.

His drinking and drugging made a shitscape of his life.

by Maxchillen September 13, 2016

ShitSexual

ShitSexual is when you make non-existing sexualities hat invalidates the LGBTQ+ community, for example the animesexual shit (ShitSexual is not part of the LGBTQ+)

Girl 1: hey girl 2 may I ask what your sexual preference are?
Girl 2: Yeah! I'm Animesexual.
Girl 1: Oh so you're part of the ShitSexual community

by AHJSBSBJAK123456 January 8, 2021

China Shits

A severe form of diarrhea that comes from eating Chinese food.

Steve: "Man that sweet and sour chicken was great but it gave me the worst case of China Shits ever.

by NubMonk December 27, 2009

Opiate Shits

Being unable to shit due to excess use of opiates. Laxatives are Jesus.

Bro I literally had the opiate shits so bad last night after downing those trammies.

by YGproductions May 10, 2016

Guinness shits

The diarrhea and/or flatulence caused by drinking a lot of Guinness. It usually doesn't come into effect until the morning after.

'Jaysis man, my arse is in tatters after those Guinness shits. The smell is putrid man!'

by 1759 February 8, 2009

Shitsco

when you realize that you don't need a toilet, and you can just poop right on the floor in the locker room at Newsome High School

Eww look! that red-headed kid just shit his pants on the floor, he's a shitsco now.

by Austin Shitsco March 8, 2010

Shits cashed bro

Something you say when the bowl is over because it's cashed. Continuing to hit it will only be deathly ash with some resin, an unimpressive hit results leaving you looking retarded.

-"Shits cashed bro"
-"Lemme see......... Fuck dude, shits cashed."

by Coldsmoke December 9, 2010