National Shum Day

Shum’s birthday!!! March 15 is national shum day

Dude it’s March 15
National shum day?
Hell yeah

by ShumLover69 March 15, 2023

Shum

A young, homosexual male who is quite bad at everything.

Also loves Naruto.

Wow Shum is such a nerd, why doesn't he just give up.

by ImShumminAllOverYou June 17, 2018

Shum

The smell of someones breath after you cum in their mouth following anal sex.

Girl: I love you Honey.
Guy: Yuck girl,.. back up, you're breath smells like SHUM!!

by DRIGGZ August 14, 2016

Shum

Shum is the mixture of shit and come

He wanted to try some shum out so he asked me to blow in my wife's ass and then eat it

by Bigboililwiri March 16, 2020

Shum

You can say "shum" after a person coughs to acknowledge that you are not bothered by the cough, and that you hope they are okay

It is pronounced: sh-UM

It is inspired by the calming "uhm" sound that is soothing to others when they are coughing

John: *coughs*
Henri: Shum to acknowledge John's cough

by rootone March 16, 2022

Shum

Noun A shum is someone who is annoying or retarted, they tend to never shut up either.

Stfu shum

by ItIzJR May 11, 2020

Shumming

The act of shitting and cumming at the same time. (V.) (shummed, shum)

I was perched on top the toilet seat and I couldn’t handle how hot the girl I just fuck was, that I shummed myself.

I saw that hot girl I fucked last night and kept denying how I felt for her. All that anxiety and guilt had me shumming.

by The shummoner September 1, 2025