shred a bp 

quickly in in a boner pill to enhance your sexual performance when you need to crush the pussy like your life depends on it

Bro! I can’t believe Jessica said she’d go out with me on Saturday, I’ve been hitting on her all semester. I’m gonna have to shred a bp and absolutely annihilate that gash so she comes back around.

shred a bp by discarddemon August 27, 2021

Shred Fest

An event in which two or more guitarists shred like crazy. Shred fests may also contain different instruments as long as the core of the fest contains guitarists shredding like the world is about to end. Shred Fests are primarily seen in the heavier rock or progressive metal genres, and are usually played during concerts.

"Holy shit man that concert was nuts! Half way through John Petrucci and Jordan Rudess had the sickest Shred Fest I ever heard!"

Shred Fest by pSychological November 5, 2008

Shred The Gnar 

the term in which snowboarders use to define the act of snowboarding during or in a gnarly place/time.

Lets go Shred The Gnar!

Shred The Gnar by clarkstonlax February 25, 2011

shred the cello 

to make a lesbo cum

Mj can shred the cello within ten minutes of seeing her girlfriend

shred the cello by shalama momma November 4, 2009

shred club 

A rogue band of shredders dispersed throughout the world who's sole mission is to shred.

1st RULE: You do not talk about SHRED CLUB.
2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about SHRED CLUB.
3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" , goes limp, or taps out the SHRED is over.
4th RULE: Only two guys to a SHRED.
5th RULE: One SHRED at a time.
6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes.
7th RULE: SHREDs will go on as long as they have to.
8th RULE: If this is your first night at SHRED CLUB, you HAVE to SHRED.

Guy 1:

Guy 2:
(notice they are following the shred club rules.)

shred club by Shredder A January 16, 2010

shred the gnar 

contrary to other people's thoughts, shred the gnar means snowboarding, not fitting surroundings

person a: hey man you wanna shred the gnar?
person b: hell yeah brah i just got a new shred sled.
person a: sick nasty.

shred the gnar by B-HamBlamJam August 23, 2009

Shred as much as u can 

Phrase used as a directive to conceal unethical or illegal activity. Made popular by an e-mail sent between portfolio and hedge fund managers currently being charged by the SEC for insider trading.

Analyst: Shit, I think the SEC asshole with the ugly pink and baby blue tie is onto us.
Manager: Shred as much as u can

Shred as much as u can by Cristo39 February 26, 2011