show me a definition.

the definition of you is a stupid human idiot fetus

"show me a definition." You say.

by LTW64writes October 1, 2022

waiting for the milkman to show me around

what a virgin teen girl says in a craigslist personals ad when she wants a random male stranger to take her virginity via a craigs-hook

craigslist ad: I'm waiting for the milkman to show me around. Anyone want to help me?

response to ad: i think craigslist is a very bad idea if you want to pop your cherry, for now you should remain a paragon of virtue and wait for your prince charming

by Sexydimma February 5, 2017

show me the how

Show me the how

Kida: "hey Kiah, show me the how
Kiah: "the fuck does that mean?"
Kida: "it means show me the how"

by Mr. Potplant November 15, 2020

show me the banana

when you're so hot you're hurting someone's feelings

person a: "oh my god, i hope he doesn't send me photos. that'll make it worse."

person b: "right? like, show me the banana."

by poosaigh January 9, 2025

National show me your boobs day

Show your boobs to your special someone on Feb 27th!

hey baby is national show me your boobs day ;)

by deezuts7777 February 27, 2023

High five, show me you’re alive

An expression you use when you see someone you know down at the shops. This expression was founded in Knoxfield by a local legend, Aaron, who often gets ridiculed for owning the expression.

Random guy at shops: ‘Hey mate’.
Aaron: ‘High five, show me you’re alive’.
Random guy at shops meekly offers hand: ‘Yeah ok’

by Andos Hastos October 7, 2021

National Show me your Tits day

National Show me your Tits day, or NSMYT Day, is the 29th of November, every year.

hey, its National Show me your Tits day, can i see em?

hey did you know its National Show me your Tits day? i feel bad for women.

National Show me your Tits day is today, and damn im happy.

by Artyom Nard November 29, 2021