Shortie

A cute girl u think is cute and u make a nickname for her and u dont want to her to find out u like her

My best friends shortie

by cute dude forever April 26, 2016

shortie walker

It means to get on your knees and give the guy head

Are you a shortie walker .

by Limbo line December 15, 2017

shortikat

A bad ass dwarf who likes fishing and video games.

Shortikat is awesome

by shortikat August 15, 2018

Shortii

Angela Tran

Whats up shortii?
Ohh I mean Angela

by NotAnson October 1, 2018

Showgirl Morning

An inability to commit to any engagement* earlier than mid afternoon due to grooming** requirements, preferably rising*** after 8-10 hours sleep. May involve a work of shame.

A Showgirl Morning includes adhering to a glamorous hair and makeup routine.

*Engagements frequently involve burlesque, socializing and dancing at vintage inspired events.

**Frequently involves 2 hour transformation including but not limited to wet setting hair, applying false lashes and red lipstick.

***May rise post sunset as determined by prior social activities and beauty sleep requirements of the individual.

See you at 2pm darling, Im 'having a showgirl morning....

by Eva Gardenia November 14, 2018

shorix

pretty amazing person <3 :D

“ur so cool, you’re like shorix”

by raisenbraisen April 18, 2021

Shortie

One of the best animators of all times, right next to Crumbleboyo. He is short and has noodle arms. He has also been killed multiple times, but because he is a god, he has not been banished to the bad lands. Also he ran over a dog. Now subscribe to him on YouTube, or you will probably be brutally slaughtered by him.

Guy: Shortie please spare me
Shortie: You did not subscribe to my YouTube channel, now you shall die to the wrath of S H O R T I E!
Guy: *dies*

by NotShortie July 10, 2021