Someone in Marching Band who is obsessed with Being exactly on the spot specified in the Drill. A division of Band Geek.
by artnnn April 18, 2008

by Mr Monkey October 29, 2006

This horrible advertisement that has a thumbnail of a kid looking up of a- yeah see it for yourself. It also shows "Walmart Shoppers That'll Make You Say Damn"!
Me: *bored so goes to Urban Dictionary*
Urban: "Walmart Shoppers That'll Make You Say Damn"
Me: bitch who tf made this an advertisement
Urban: "Walmart Shoppers That'll Make You Say Damn"
Me: bitch who tf made this an advertisement
by A_l_e_k December 27, 2020

by Davidsea June 11, 2017

A person(s) who wonders the aisles of stores slowly and aimlessly just looking at products without picking out much to buy. These people are often in the way of whatever you need. Also they might follow you around the store.
I went to the grocery store today and there were hoards of zombie shoppers there. Just standing in front of what ever I needed so I had to wait for them to move on. A couple of them seemed to follow me down every aisle. I finally has to check out and leave the store to keep them away from me.
by Memphis09 December 5, 2023

Overheard on the train:
Guy: I only ever buy 'Australian' Oranges and always check cookies packaging.
Girl: Wow, I'm never that careful, there are so many traps.
Guy: Yeah, I'm a "Militant Shopper" like that.
Guy: I only ever buy 'Australian' Oranges and always check cookies packaging.
Girl: Wow, I'm never that careful, there are so many traps.
Guy: Yeah, I'm a "Militant Shopper" like that.
by Maxwell Drive March 26, 2011

by Trucker49 November 12, 2011
