Sponch

A condition in which an individual is unable to perform the act of intercourse due to excessive alcohol consumption. This can be used when referring to a male unable to maintain an erection or a female who is unable to climax due to her inebriation.

Also see Whiskey dick

ie;"How was it last night with that dude? Fuck, it was awful, I couldn't cum I had the sponch."

ie; "She won't talk to me after I got the sponch on her birthday."

by mssmellymelly September 9, 2009

Stonch

Another word for "bash" or "fuck up"

Mate I'll fucking Stonch ya

by NO LIFE... June 30, 2017

Soncheri

The most amazing lady one could meet. Goregeous blonde hair and blue eyes. She takes no ones crap yet she is ellegant. Caring and sweet, will protect her child forever and would kill to keep him safe.

That lady is a Soncheri.

by Franniemaeoo June 5, 2010

Sconch

The noise fat Kevin makes when he eats Chinese food.
Sometimes his sconch can be heard from 200 meters away.

Man 1: Ay you, do you see Kevin eating his Chinese Food over there?
Man 2: Yeah, he's doing that "sconch" ya know?
Man 1: Yeah, lol.
Man 2: Lol.

by Foxachu Sin December 23, 2020

smoncher

anyone who smonches (to do something bad)

C'mon get that ya smoncher.

by Keith Ledger August 16, 2004

shloncha

a shloncha is a flat basketball.

those hoodlums slashed my ball and left me with this shloncha.

by dali lama June 24, 2006

skonchy

in the case of being disgustingly sexy

damn that ugly bitch is so skonchy that it turns me on

by jimmy felterbush February 24, 2011