Shmidt

A comical, non-vulgar synonym of "shit".

Ahhh, shmidt!

Piece of shmidt!

by Dragonbreathp9d July 13, 2006

shiista

really hot person. (mainly guys)

Damn, look at that shiista!
or
Mr. M is such a shiista!

by Regina March 11, 2005

Smister

An affectionate nickname for my sister

I love my smister.

My smister is the best.

by >^..^< May 5, 2009

gary shmister

The main character. The dude you strive to be. If you with a Gary shmister you know it’s going to be a good night. He is the god amongst the NPCs.

Guy- dude last night was a movie!
Guy2- I know I’m so glad we met Gary Shmister he was getting it done.

by Niko the racist May 28, 2021

Shmastered

Adjective: A state of being drunk; so drunk that It controls all future actions and functions of the body from the point of being shmasterd.

I was so shmastered last night that i pissed on my backback in the kitchen then passed out in the bathtub.

by The Carpdizzle July 23, 2009

shmasturbating

The act of masturbating while taking a shit.

Johnny just came back from shmasturbating n the bathroom.

by Matthew Kessler October 22, 2013

Shisto

A woman's slit /cunt

Look at the shisto on that mouna, or gamoto shisto sou malka

by Shisto god September 8, 2021