shlammerblasted

Drinking to the point of no return, and being as drunk as humanly possible without dying

Nolan: "Dude, where were you last night?"
Me: "Bruh, I was so fucking shlammerblasted, that I couldn't see for 8 hours"

by Athuncp19 October 13, 2015

shlampa

Shlampa means whore in German. People say mushy (with mean Vigina or pussy) shlampa. So Vigina whore

I hate that girl Kaycera. She is a total mushy shlampa!

by Jessica Goleswick September 18, 2016

shlampa

Shlampa is a German word for whore. Another German word is mushy which means vigina. They go perfect together mushy Shlampa

I hate that Kaycera girl! She is a total Mushy Shlampa!

by Jessica Goleswick September 18, 2016

shlami

A device ( stone pebble) which stoners use to find out whether they are high or sober.

Bro I don't think this weed is any good, hand me my Shlami.

by Shlamisingh June 20, 2016

shiami

A person who loves baking cakes.

"That cake boss guy is so shiami"

"damn that shiami has some awesome cakes!!"

by Hugestack January 24, 2017

Shlami

The act of dropping an expensive vase from a nine foot wall while drinking Vanilla Coke.

That shlami didn’t go to well! The vase hardly even cracked!

by IShatOnYourLawn February 18, 2018

Shlamozzle

1. A Jewish horn similar to the shofar blown in times of war.
2. Another name for a mans sexual organs.

1. Today at the synagogue we practiced our ancient tradition of blowing shlamozzle.
2. Dyslexic: I just failed that Advanced Algebra test.
Cam: You really took the shlamozzle on that one bud. Blew that shlamozzle like pro.

by Mr. Masons small weeny June 6, 2018