Shizzed

The result of mind blowing oral sex whereby a man shits and jizzes at the same time.

I just shizzed everyone but I whatever, I gots mine!

by William Shitspeare May 8, 2014

slack dogg fo shizz

Origin: Old Ghettish
A word used by lads to say that something is unfair.

Lad 1: I lost 60 cents from the World Stock Market Crash.

Lad 2: Life is so slack dogg fo shizz

by Jack De March 2, 2009

ho shizz

A more polite way of saying "holy shit". If you will, or if you're religious, it's a good way to express shock, or disbelief without being sent straight to hell, or the Headmaster.

Girl 1: *Squee!!* i got tickets to the MIKA concert! 8D
Girl 2: Ho shizz, you're kidding!! 8D

by Anonymous :3 December 3, 2007

Shizz

To be Absolutely Awesome ! Top of the charts!

"I watched Godsmscks drum solo today and OMG!, Their drummer is the shizz when he plays the bongos"!!

by Melzy May 7, 2018

Shizz

Female ejaculate; the fluid expelled by a squirter during orgasm. Derived from "she" + "jizz"

My bed is constantly soaked in shizz now that I'm dating a squirter.

by Barbalib June 3, 2015