shitbox

I car which user don't care about, a basic mean of transportation. An old but reliable and cheap to run,

often not looking good due to dents, rust and/or damage from minor collisions

This 1990 Corolla is my shitbox, I also have vintage Porsche 911 for weekends

by dildo777 August 11, 2025

shitbox fighter pilot

Manual transmission shitbox car or someone who drives one, usually a common compact vehicle like a hot hatch, generic enough to to be disposable but fast enough to get easily killed driving at high speed.

There go's another shitbox fighter pilot in a golf GTI, living on borrowed time in a world that despises thim. Live your best life little buddy.

by Sick_puppy_13 December 31, 2022

shitbox

A ladies anus

Hey dude did you fuck that bird last night?
Yeah right up the shitbox mate!!

by Malcolm meat ball head June 7, 2016

Federal Shitbox

A mail truck, generally an LLV or FFV. For those who work with them, they are absolute shitboxes. As they are federal vehicles, government money is the solution to all the problems of the Federal Shitbox unless the frame is bent.

Features of the Federal Shitbox include (but are not limited to):
-at least two bald tires
-fucked up alignment

-rear door jammed in the up or down position
-differential fluid leak
-oil leak
-coolant leak
-fire
-half a bumper missing

-exhaust leak
-excessive vibration of everything

-dashboard fan broke
-squeaky timing belt
-various dents in weird places

Waiting for my package to arrive and the carrier pulls up in the Federal Shitbox.

by beansandtoads8 August 13, 2023

Western kentucky shitboxes

A truck club based out of western kentucky thats full of pot heads and rednecks

Full of rusted outs stock shitboxes

Requirements:
•Rusted out beyond repair

•Shitty 15 inch wheels with dry rotted tires

•No cab corners or rockers

•Rock lights in wheel wells

•Lightbars that’s don’t work

And also got to be a short fuckboy with a permed mullet or have some form of a std

Damn was that crew of western kentucky shitboxes or what

by Your mom308 August 25, 2021

Rusted shitbox

A vehicle with rust on the frame or on the body in mass

Includes: flaking rust, missing rockers, missing cab corners, rusted wheel wells, frame rust and damage

“Don’t buy that car it’s a Rusted Shitbox”
“Look it’s a Rusted Shitbox”
“I used to own a Rusted Shitbox”

by Joseph_Stuntin December 9, 2025

Shitbox

Vladimir Shitbox (aka Poo Tin or Putin), the tyrant dictator of Russia.

Did you hear Shitbox threatened nuclear war because he's butthurt that noone likes him?

by ButthurtBonker March 1, 2022