Noun
A bag of flesh that’s sole purpose is to consume otherwise useful things, i.e., food, time, or knowledge. Then turn them into shit shooting it out both holes, relatively useless and wasteful.
Adjective
1. Literary
Scummy in character disingenuous in heart.
2. Heraldry
(Of human) to act in the worst manor of jackassory, I.e., fuckin stupid.
A bag of flesh that’s sole purpose is to consume otherwise useful things, i.e., food, time, or knowledge. Then turn them into shit shooting it out both holes, relatively useless and wasteful.
Adjective
1. Literary
Scummy in character disingenuous in heart.
2. Heraldry
(Of human) to act in the worst manor of jackassory, I.e., fuckin stupid.
Look at how that fucking shitbag parked his car.
You ate all my chicken burgers? You’re such a shitbag.
That is the fucking dumbest thing I’ve ever heard you fucking shitbag.
You ate all my chicken burgers? You’re such a shitbag.
That is the fucking dumbest thing I’ve ever heard you fucking shitbag.
by UandA June 9, 2020
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He's a shitbag, he wouldn't do it. The shitbag.
by UrbanDickwad June 19, 2016
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Get the Shitbag mug.Being broke to the point where you feel like there is no difference between you and some random homeless guy toting around a bag of shit. I'm not talking about a shopping cart full of cans or clothes. I'm talking about a nasty ass paper bag full of corn ridden, stank ass, human shit. In essence, the homeless guy is a metaphor. He is a reflection of how you think others see you and the bag of shit represents the financial issues weighing you down.
I wanted to go to the movies but I checked my balance and realized I was Shitbag broke.
During the government shutdown, Gus had to donate plasma due to being Shitbag broke.
During the government shutdown, Gus had to donate plasma due to being Shitbag broke.
by lemonjuicepandafucker January 6, 2019
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“I’m going to bang you in the face with a shitbag”
“Well, Bang me in the face with a shitbag, that sucks.”
“Woke up this morning feeling like I got banged in the face with a shitbag”
“Well, Bang me in the face with a shitbag, that sucks.”
“Woke up this morning feeling like I got banged in the face with a shitbag”
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