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Skeeter fucker

Wesley is a real Skeeter fucker. He really loves soccer.
by SkeeterJeeter July 21, 2021
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Skeetercore

any sad wannabe military/jrotc actions or ideas that are just depressing or embarrassing to the general populace
P1: “did you hear about the guy who busted his chin at the gym?” P2: “no, how did it happen?!” P1: “he fell using an ab roller” P2: “that’s so skeetercore”
by CA2023 July 10, 2023
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sheeder

a stupid looking cat that you want to kick around like a ball.
Hey watch me kick that stupid sheeder around the place
by BAXTER May 21, 2004
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Skeeter

A drunk in a bar that "don't take kindly" to anything.
Skeeter: Hey! Eight-year old! We don't take kindly to your types in here!
Barkeep: Now, calm down, Skeeter. They ain't hurtin' nobody.
Skeeter: NO! approaches Stan I wanna know som'in' from Mr. I'm Eight Years Old here! How come you types are always wearin' them funny padded shirts in the winter?!
Stan: …Coats?
Barkeep: Now, Skeeter, I don't want no trouble.
Patron with hat: pointing at Stan We don't take kindly to your types around here!
Stan: Dude, what the hell is going in?!
Cartman: Did you guys see a big panda bear in here, or not?
Skeeter: pounds the counter We don't take kindly to panda bears!
Stan: Well, we don't take kindly to you!
Patron with hat: pointing at Stan Well, we don't take kindly to folks that don't take kindly around here.
by nitz April 14, 2006
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sheltering the homeless

Making sure less fortunate people who started with less opportunity get the food and shelter they need in order to survive.
Sheltering the homeless is good, its moral as well as a help to society.
by Michael/halfamitten/mpd November 10, 2005
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Skeeter Valentine

1. The best friend of Doug Funny on the popular kids cartoon.

2. When a man jizzes all over his girlfriend's chocolates and roses before presenting them to her on Valentine's Day.
Who the hell has the name "Doug Funny" and a best friend named "Skeeter Valentine"?

Jill: "So what did Dave get you for Valentine's day?!"
Karen: "Well, you know he's quite the charmer. He gave me a classic Skeeter Valentine."
by alexander devlin September 27, 2009
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stuck-up-rich-sheltered-boy

A stuck up rich kid that lives in an upper-class neighborhood that starts arguments and never compliments anyone for anything.
by ian July 16, 2003
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