Lesbian Haymaker

A Lesbian Haymaker is when one girl winds up and punches another girl in the cooter, snatch, snizzy.

Last night this girl gave me a lesbian Haymaker and now I can't walk.

by Faeries Princess March 18, 2017

gresham shoemaker

Weird person with glasses and a broken wrist.

Gresham shoemaker is a butthole

by Big boy 89 April 21, 2017

lanee shuemaker

a girl who is super fucking fat and has fake eyebrows and always seems to wear see-through clothes to show off her boobies!

Ew! Look at that girl over there! What a Lanee Shuemaker.

by f(aggot) January 4, 2020

Mark shomaker

A person that thinks urbandictionary definitions prove a conspiracy exists

That guy is a total Mark shomaker. He will believe anything.

by Jusgejudi April 11, 2021

Peruvian Haymaker

A move to use during a fight. A jump kick in which you're hitting the other person with your balls.

I'll geve 'em the old Peruvian Haymaker. See if he ever messes with me again.

by Araik199 January 18, 2022

Ben Shewmaker

A very hot and sexy man who pulls hella bitches

Girl: omg Ben Shewmaker is so hot and sexy

by ppballsfortnite January 22, 2022

cierra shoemaker

The most beautiful motherfucking girl in the whole wide world, sweetest human ever, amazing cook. Such a sweetie. Loves ranch waters a lil too much though

Cierra shoemaker is my future wife

by relytreklaw April 15, 2022