Shampoovalanche

When all of the assorted shampoo and body-wash bottles fall off of the shelf onto your feet after being bumped when taking a shower.

1- "Man my toe hurts."
2- "What happened."
1- " I was taking a shower this morning and got hit by a shampoovalanche."
2- "Ah, I hate when that happens."

by captainwill July 9, 2010

Shampoo Shower

Used by lazy and poor people, a shampoo shower is when you have no soap or body wash, but still need to clean. All you do is use shampoo instead of soap or body wash.

Andrew: Dude, why do you smell like coconuts?

Tom: Sorry, i had to take a shampoo shower this morning

by Woodhead!!!!!!!!! June 13, 2011

seaspoon

A crater in the sea with lava coming out of it.

"I went scuba diving and totally swam over some lava."
"Dude, you totally swam over a seaspoon."

by Dr. Footchuski March 20, 2012

shampee

when you shampoo turns mouldy

person 1" omg theres green stuff in my shampoo"

mum"ewwww that's a shampee THROW IT OUTTTT NOOWWWWWWW"

by genius plenius definitionius June 19, 2018

Shampeachment

When one political party impeaches a sitting President on false grounds.

The democrat's Shampeachment of Trump was unlawful.

by SoulChateau November 4, 2020

shadpilled

When one of your homies insults their parents.

Mom: When are you coming home?

Shadpilled Homie: Shut up whore.

You: Wow, he's so shapilled. I wanna eat his cum.

by Cringelord19 August 16, 2021

shampAli

shamp ali is a discord ship formed on steaks grill (a discord server) the two lovebirds are shampoo and ali

shampali is a great ship

by Eternalondiscord August 17, 2022