Sharzard

A piece of methamphetamine that is so large it is worn around the neck like a pendant

Damn dude did you see the size of the Sharzard on that guy's neck

by Bobertthroatcheck March 29, 2024

Shartarius

A traditional African-American name with a rich, complex history, Shartarius is derived from the ancient African-American tradition of sharting, the act of simultaneously shitting and farting. The name Shartarius is usually given to people who have the distinctive African-American scent of burning faeces and marijuana. The first person with this name was the famed civil rights leader Shartarius bin Laquarius Dinglestein IV, an Afro-Jewish-American transgender adult performer and liberator of the oppressed. Shartarius is Latin for "he who does not wash his ass", a fitting name for an especially hydrophobic nigga.

Nigga 1: Ayo muh nigga I need to lay one massive juicy shart in somebody's mouth
Nigga 2: Ayo wut the fuck nigga I ain't doing none of that gay shit
Nigga 1: Well Shartarius ain't here so you better open yo mouth nigga

by ChigginNiggers January 20, 2025