shakespear the bed

to die, or stop working see shit the bed

My boat shakespeared the bed the other day.

by Sean September 22, 2004

A balcony you can perform Shakespeare from

A huge ass. Also know as a shelf, badunkadunk, or bubble butt.

Man, forget his hips. Axel's got a balcony you can perform Shakespeare from.

by Ansem the Wise August 1, 2007

Folger Shakespeare Library High School Fellowship Program

da place where all da bitchez come to learn da language of loooove.

we also study this dead guy named Bill Shakes. It's pretty awesome. All the bitchez are smart and nerdsy, and all of them are gorgeous.

at least 3 out of the sixteen will be extremely pretentious. and at least 50% of the total male population will be gay.

if youre not a hipster, youre a nerd. if youre not a nerd, youre a sloot.

Sloot: Hey, so you going to the Folger Shakespeare Library High School Fellowship Program today?

Hipster: yea, I decided to dress like Shakespeare to get in the mood.

Kid #1: ME TOO!

Sloot: OMG. THAT'S SO HAWT.

Nerd: ....I want to be Hamlet.

Entire class: LET'S ALL BE HAMLET

Sloot: naww i wanna be Ophelia. mmmmm Hamlet's meats.

by iheartshakespearesomuch December 13, 2010

I'm not saying I'm friggin' William Shakespeare. But even writing a melody, it's a release. And I really have a need to express myself

Phrase said by Mariah Lolo.

I'm not saying I'm friggin' William Shakespeare. But even writing a melody, it's a release. And I really have a need to express myself - Mariah lolo.

by thecharacterwannie July 3, 2022

inner Shakespeare

Something you unleash as you coin a new slang word to be submitted to UrbanDictionary

After brainstorming with my friends all night, I finally unleashed my inner Shakespeare and created a new term that perfectly captures our inside jokes!

by Emotional Cruiser September 20, 2025

Shakespeare

NOUN: A sexy male that shakes pears
Base Words: Shakepereology, Shake, Pear

"Bro, that shakespeare has been wanting pears for years!"
"My grandpa used to be a shakespeare, but recently he's been shaking snozzberries!"

by Korkos Breadsofis June 5, 2021

She's got a balcony you could do Shakespeare from

She has large boobs, titties, a large rack. Big enough to perform Shakespeare from

Have you seen Jess, She's got a balcony you could do Shakespeare from.

by Noncebooiiiii October 6, 2023