Christian Minecraft Server

The holiest of all Minecraft servers in which there shall be no swearing.

Kyle: Frick u
Chad: no swearing on my christian Minecraft server bro

Christian Minecraft Server by crustycrocs September 2, 2019

Dedicated server

A dedicated server is a computer that only runs one type of server software, and is usually constructed according to the user's specifications. Dedicated servers are typically used for web sites that have high traffic, and need many resources and much processing power.

Man, my site needs to get a dedicated server!

Dedicated server by Jak Dude May 6, 2005

Translate server error 

A famous Chinese restaurant serving bugs saute...

- Tom what's "restaurant" in Chinese?
- Er translate server error?
- Weird...

Translate server error by Tom Gore October 4, 2008

Christian Server 

A place where the swearing of ANYONE isn't tolerated, and shall not tarnish the Holy land we have been blessed with, anyone who does not obey these rule will be politely asked to leave.

Words that aren't allowed (forgive me):
Heck, Frick, Poop, A-Hole, and Darn.

Person 1: What the Frick!?
Person 2: I'm sorry sir, but this is a Christian Server, so no swearing!
Person 1: Darn
Person 2: I'm sorry sir but I will have to ask you politely, yet sternly, to leave this Christian Server because you have sworn. :(

Christian Server by Your Server ADMINISTRATOR June 3, 2018

Christian Minecraft server

No swearing in me Christian Minecraft server

Watch ur language in me Christian Minecraft server!

Christian Minecraft server by squadsquadyt February 25, 2019

Cannot find server

AARRRGGGHHHH!!!! Fucking HELLL!!!!! That's the fiftieth fucking time today!!!! I HATE getting "cannot find server"!!!! it might as well just say "FUCK OFF"!!!!!!!

THe webpage you want is currently unavailable.

Please either FUCK OFF,

Or spend ALL FUCKING DAY pressing the fucking "refresh" button.

Cannot find server by annoyed internet user May 23, 2004

Doing an MSN server 

to 'do an msn server' is to not work when needed. It is to piss everyone off when it is inconvenient for them. It is also to respond slow and do maintenance or repair at the completely wrong time and without warning

Billy: Man... those road works are totally doing an MSN Server!!
Bobfred: Yeah I know... i needed to get to work down the main road which is only 2km, but i had to go the long way, 10km instead!

Doing an MSN server by Ashley Steel March 8, 2005