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Self-sexual

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Adjective; a person who is self-sexual is someone sexually attracted to oneself. Can be considered a sexuality, such as heterosexuality or homosexuality. This may entail flirting with oneself in the mirror or being turned on by naked pictures of oneself.

This also stems to plots of hentai or other porn, in which a person may clone oneself or encounter oneself from another dimension, and then engage in sexual intercourse with oneself. This is often considered homosexual or incest sexual, or a form of masturbation.
That girl is so self-sexual, she would have sex with herself if she could!
by DeusVult Infidels June 30, 2018
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To self-scare (1) is to spread yourself so thin with home, work, and other people's obligations that you completely take caring for yourself off of the list and do something so out of character that it scares you.
When you forget to practice self-care, you'll self-scare.
by Mama Martha June 28, 2019
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Self Sperm Catch

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When you cum and turn around fast enough to Self Sperm Catch.
That man is incredible, he can Self Sperm Catch!
by David Bowe6969 December 7, 2019
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Self-Schadenfreude

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If Schadenfreude is the act of deriving joy and laughter from the misery and suffering of others; then Self-Schaudenfreude is the act of laughing at others experiencing your pain; This may seem like an oxymoron; but many a Twitch streamer use this as a template for getting their streams starting; It is, after all, an unfiltered Stream of Consciousness, and not a filtered "Broadcast", A good example is Vinny Vinesauce, Joel Vargskelethor, DesertPogona, and many more. Self-depreciating humor is a requirement.
"local boomer experiences the phenomena of self-schadenfreude." -Anonymous Twitch Chat member watching the Streamer read Chat off and then laugh at others laughing at his misery.
by gamesmanner January 9, 2021
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Self Sabotage

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When you have the opportunity for a easy, stress free life, but love to be a bad boy and get the blood pumping, so you make life decisions to ensure you get this daily.
I found out yesterday my licence has been expired for 3 months, I'm driving around in my unregistered ute with a bald back tyre while taking a video on my phone following a cop car. I like to partake in self sabotage.
by Close door openings June 6, 2022
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Suck Yo Self September

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If you are worthy you must spend the entirety gaining the mental stability and physical resilience to make your lower torso meet your kissers
(Must be possible by the end)
Guy 1:Suck yo Self September?
Guy 2:yea that’s how I broke my back
by Buddha’s left nipple November 7, 2018
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self-shaft

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In college, a difficult professor might shaft the class. By extension, 'self-shaft' means taking the same class independent study.
Calc 3? I'm taking that self-shaft next semester.
by Secret Agent Man September 17, 2003
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