New Year’s Surprise

When a girl blows you while her head is in your lap

Samantha gave me a New Year’s Surprise on the couch last night after everyone else went to sleep.

by CndCooch3 February 9, 2021

Surprise Poop

You are in the bathroom to pee, and suddenly, and out of nowhere, like a phantom.. you have to poop. There was no previous sensation as if one had to defecate, it snuck in like flynn and out like a trout.

Last night at my families house, I was taking a nice long piss when suddenly I had a surprise poop

by michelleywords December 7, 2011

Simon's Cheesecake Surprise

A delicious dessert made with the old crumbs from the tray beneath the toaster, packed into the bottom of a bowl and covered with a layer of Dairylea soft cheese, topped with a coating of your favourite jam.

If you make a cheesecake with Dairylea I will literally vomit through my eye balls.

The surprise is that it isn't really cheese cake, is it? It's just toast with Dairylea and jam.

YoGPoD 23: Simon's Cheesecake Surprise

by Dave! Yognau(gh)t November 4, 2012

meatloaf surprise

A hyperlink that does not give the user an accurate indication of the page that they will be referred to if the link is clicked.

I wasn't sure what the hyperlink was, Dad, I didn't know it would pop up gay porn, honestly. It was a meatloaf surprise.

by zerg November 11, 2005

Chocolate Sundae Surprise

Poop in a party hat and jizz on the poop.
then place it on someone's head. When they take the hat off they will find poop stuck to their head.

Micheal left Sally with a Chocolate Sundae Surprise.

by Stinky Rebel October 7, 2008

surprise, surprise

Used sarcastically to imply that somebody's or something's action was beforehand expected.

Surprise, Surprise: Bush Lied
By Robert Parry

by Buqa August 1, 2008

Icy Hot Surprise

The terrible mistake of applying icy hot to a sore muscle and then forgetting that the left over residue is still on your hands. The victim then uses the same hand to scratch an itch on his testes, which results in the most painful experience imaginable. It’s usually followed by watering at the eyes, which results in wiping the eyes with the same hand causing extreme pain and further watering of the eyes.

Detective: why do you think this guy killed himself?
Witness: I don’t know, just before he did it I saw him running around crying and yelling “my balls, my balls, ouch, my eyes!!!”
Detective: sounds like a classic case of icy hot surprise.

by xfairxenoughx December 31, 2008