Scrubs Moment

1. When something in reality causes someone to remember/think about a moment/event in the TV show 'Scrubs'.

2. When someone zones out, tilting their head to the right slightly and pointing their eyes up and to the left - like the character John Dorian in the TV show 'Scrubs'.

Example 1:
Person 1 is talking about their friend who is inseperable from their partner. Person 2 then instantly goes off into a daydream thinking that the couple is like Turk and Carla from Scrubs and remembers the episode where they are depicted as a two-headed being.
This would then be followed by Person 2 saying "I just had a Scrubs moment!" and they would describe their thoughts to Person 1.

by Hibee1 April 12, 2010

scruds

Underwear, generally of the male variety.

I was so scared I soiled my scruds.

by Noiz October 21, 2004

Scrum

A slang word for a rectum, also commonly referred to as an anus or asshole. A term popularized by the amazing podcast known as "Your Mom's House", where co-host Christine P'Jet-ski refuses to "eat" her co-host/husband Tim Sombrero's "scrum".

Hey baby, will you lick my scrum?

Tina, I would love it if you would just eat my scrum for once.

by bonelesscheese June 1, 2021

Scrum

The act of jacking it while doing a shit. It is said to be the ultimate body relief.

Michael: Luke you look so relaxed.
Luke: yeah i just had a scrum

by brewskies October 12, 2009

scrumbled

Defines anything that dies or otherwise gets incapacitated. Can be used to describe (1) someone you owned on Halo etc, (2) something you screwed up and threw into the bin, (3) a person racked with anxiety or nervousness, and anything else you fancy. A combination of the words scrunched and crumbled.

(1) Ohh scrumbled your ass n00b!
(2) My girlfriend came dangerously close to finding the porno mags in my dresser, so i scrumbled them.
(3) Did you see Tim in front of Jackie? He just scrumbled, man. He needs more confidence.

by Excellence On Stand-By May 27, 2007

Scrumshandle

A Scrumshandle is an act of bravado used to prevent a Donnybrook or large fight. The act is terrifying in theory, but has never actually been defined.

"And then I told him I'd give him the old Scrumshandle if he didn't heave off. Worked like a charm."

by Furly Burly February 16, 2019

scrubstitution

A player substitution at the very end of a basketball game in which one or several low-skilled players (the scrubs) get to enter the game. Generally this happens when the team the scrub is playing for is winning or losing by at least 20 points. Also known as "garbage time."

We're winning by forty points with 30 seconds left. Time for a scrubstitution!

by the Punster March 1, 2010