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Scotch Watch

the result of drinking too much, or preferably scotch. when the victim falls asleep, they get a ballsack slapped on their wrist, thus the notorious Scotch Watch
Frat Boy 1:Dude, Jerry passed out!
Frat Boy 2: dude, it's a perfect time to give him a Scotch Watch!
Frat Boy 1: Ehh, you're right, he's a pledge anyway
by Ya Boy Trax June 16, 2010
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true scotsman

The act of wearing a kilt without any underwear.
You goin' true scotsman?
Aye, course I am!
by leslij55 December 25, 2007
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Scotchy Mother

A disgusting old hag with hairs growing out of the wrinkles on its liver spots. She is the mother Pork Scotch and even more scotchy than the Porky Scotcher himself. It is constantly driven around in the Scotchy Mother Wheelchair by Scotchman and Goofy Granny.
Monk: The chair's there! Is the Scotchy Mother here?

Mick: No. Porky just took it out of the half car while he was raising the back seat to make it a bed.
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Scotch Fugly

The highest level of ugliness. A truly unbelievable degree of repulsiveness usually only achieved by little fat security guards.
Ugliness levels:

1 ugly

2 pug ugly

3 fugly

4 pug fugly

5 super pug fugly

6 scotch fugly
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scotstralian

When somebody is half Scottish,half Australian. A scot raised in Australia,or an Australian raised in Scotland.
It also mixes the Scottish and Australian accent
Scott:"SCOTLAND!!!"
Alex:"AUSTRALIA!!!"
Mike:"SCOTSRALIA!!!!!!!"
Alex:" ah crap a scotstralian"
by Scot MacScotland May 28, 2018
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Scotchuesday

is a weekly drinking holiday with the sole purpose of drinking Scotch on Tuesdays.

Acceptable liquor variations are - Whiskey or Bourbon.
Jordan looked forward to Scotchuesday, where should could sip her scotch in the company of good friends and a fine cigar.
by North Park Crew December 8, 2010
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Sconsage

A Wisconsin male's cock.
I was out at the bar and brought home a freak chick from chi-town, she was fiending for the sconsage!

Sconnie Sausage.

Those UW girls love the sconsage!
by crispy kreme January 7, 2011
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