Smoshed

The Act of getting drunk and replacing your vowels with "O" sounds.

Started By Katie in late 1857, in the sleepy town of Freo.

Person 1- "Omg! Caitmon got soooo smoshed on saturday noight!"
Person 2- "I know, she loike yokked everywhere, hell mong."
Person 1- "Grouse toime though"
Person 2- "Yah Mon, so glad you're my bast frund!"
Person 1- "Mon, we're bust frunz for uvah"

by ratch. April 6, 2009

Sloshed

to be so wonderfully intoxicated that you can not control your body or actions.

Jessica was completley sloshed Friday night. She drank an entire bottle of vodka, then proceeded to stumble everywhere and slure her words. needless to say she had a great time.

by the slosher September 18, 2011

scosche

a large amout of bull crap

that was quite a scosche of beer

would you like a breakfast scosche?

I'd like a scosche of doughnuts

by Devin and Jeff <3 November 3, 2004

sloshed

to be very drunk while behaving like a bohemith and slurring words

I was so sloshed last night I slipped on a cable and chipped denny's tooth.

by RakkelReed December 30, 2007

sloshen baby syndrome

When your friend is driving your pregnant wife around, and is such a terrible driver you are worried that your baby might come out pre-shaken, ie sloshen baby syndrome.

You crazy bitch, slow down so the baby doesn't get sloshen baby syndrome.

by sloshenbaby July 17, 2009

sloshed

When you are so incredibly tired that it creates the effect of drunkenness.

"Man, I stayed up so late last night I don't remember anything, I was so sloshed!"

by loates June 13, 2010

sloshed

Getting white boy wasted

Damn bro, Im fuckin sloshed!

by MDKMRDONTKNOW November 26, 2010