Scorched

The act of being hot and thirsty at the same time.

As we walked down the avenue during the heat of the day, I shouted to my friends,"I'm so scorched." When the laughter subsided, I explained that I was so hot and thirsty, scorched, you know.

by Pattism May 19, 2013

Scorched Muffin

Profane sex act where you light the female's public hair on fire and then you proceed to penetrate her until the sheer force puts out the flame.

"Ronny gave La Verne a scorched muffin last night and now they aren't talking. On a related note, La Verne has third degree burns on her pelvis."

by Stratosphere March 15, 2010

Sconce

To be overly annoying,dramatic,jerky,bitchy or just flat out gay. see ass hole.

Dude, don't get all sconce on meh.

by Vengence97 February 10, 2009

Sconce

A form of cider, fermented using a rather unusual method.

Rotten apples are inserted into a particularly active woman's vagina, preferrably from the county of Somerset.
The apples ferment with the yeast in the volunteer's genitalia and, when ready, can either be consumed from the vagina itself or 'squinced' out into another container.

Once a month, special 'Strawberry' Sconce can be brewed.

'Ere, lets 'av a nice pint o' sconce!'

by Somerset Expert December 6, 2009

Scorcher

a really hot, loud, wet and stinky break of wind from a human's rectum

Phew, what a scorcher, I can't breathe.

by Silverback May 1, 2008

Soncheri

The most amazing lady one could meet. Goregeous blonde hair and blue eyes. She takes no ones crap yet she is ellegant. Caring and sweet, will protect her child forever and would kill to keep him safe.

That lady is a Soncheri.

by Franniemaeoo June 5, 2010

Sconch

The noise fat Kevin makes when he eats Chinese food.
Sometimes his sconch can be heard from 200 meters away.

Man 1: Ay you, do you see Kevin eating his Chinese Food over there?
Man 2: Yeah, he's doing that "sconch" ya know?
Man 1: Yeah, lol.
Man 2: Lol.

by Foxachu Sin December 23, 2020