schlank

a person who is a disturbance or interruption to society

he is such a schlank.

by shsjbdksnsowhr July 9, 2025

schlank

a person who is a slight disturbance and interruption to society

can be viewed as a slur

bro he is such a schlank

by shsjbdksnsowhr July 9, 2025

Schlockets

When a group has grasped a world concept to value their waxes.

You see someone found the dogwood again … I need to muzzle the prairie dog , perhaps the recycling of these schlockets will improve my senses.

by -AG July 15, 2025

Schlunktungler's Paradox

Can't wack off witout the cock snot, but need to wack off for the slunge.

Guy 1: Why u so tired twin
Guy 2: shit so hard cant choke the chicken
Guy 1: js do it bro
Guy 2: My shit so dry, stuck in Schlunktungler's Paradox n shit
Guy 1: Why i keep my shlizz in a jar bro. Doesn't leave my side

by Simon Schlunktungler October 27, 2025

Schlunkensmack

When someone hits you with the most obvious truth that you somehow missed — like a mental slap sent straight from the universe.
Usually followed by you saying, “Damn… you right,” and staring into space for 3–5 business minutes.

“Bruh told me my situationship ain’t a relationship. That Schlunkensmack took me OUT.”

by boimans December 1, 2025