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a person who is a disturbance or interruption to society
he is such a schlank.
by shsjbdksnsowhr July 9, 2025
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a person who is a slight disturbance and interruption to society

can be viewed as a slur
bro he is such a schlank
by shsjbdksnsowhr July 9, 2025
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When a group has grasped a world concept to value their waxes.
You see someone found the dogwood again … I need to muzzle the prairie dog , perhaps the recycling of these schlockets will improve my senses.
by -AG July 15, 2025
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Can't wack off witout the cock snot, but need to wack off for the slunge.
Guy 1: Why u so tired twin
Guy 2: shit so hard cant choke the chicken
Guy 1: js do it bro
Guy 2: My shit so dry, stuck in Schlunktungler's Paradox n shit
Guy 1: Why i keep my shlizz in a jar bro. Doesn't leave my side
by Simon Schlunktungler October 27, 2025
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When someone hits you with the most obvious truth that you somehow missed — like a mental slap sent straight from the universe.
Usually followed by you saying, “Damn… you right,” and staring into space for 3–5 business minutes.
“Bruh told me my situationship ain’t a relationship. That Schlunkensmack took me OUT.”
by boimans December 1, 2025
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