pee schedule

A Pee schedule is when you go to the bathroom and a co-worker/family member has to go as well. It can sometimes get annoying when you always see that same person when you go to drain the lizard.

Explanation: This factor is likely due to the other person drinking around the same time you last did, which causes both of your bladders to activate around the same time.

Bob thinks: I really gotta pee.
Joe thinks: I have to pee really bad.
- Bathroom -
Bob: What are you doing here, Joe?
Joe: I have to pee too.
Bob: But you always have to pee when I have to!
Joe: We're probably on the same pee schedule!
Bob: Damn it!

by Lionhearte May 24, 2008

scheduled procrastination

The act of scheduling tasks to be done at the last possible moment, thus allowing for a reasonable explanation as to why the person procrastinated in the first place.

Jeremy's scheduled procrastination allowd him to graduate from the University of Kentucky in seven years, instead of the standard four.

by BCEagle September 18, 2003

scheduling fatigue

when you and a person are trying to get together but your schedules keep coming up with more and more conflict and you're like 'ah jeez i dont actually care about this person this much. fuck it'

i was trying to get a second date with this girl, but as we texted back and forth about trying to find a good time and repeatedly failing, we got scheduling fatigue and i never saw her again. :(

by cfboyd May 22, 2016

Schaff

To give a woman a good fucking.

Used by Artie Piscano during the grocery store back room scene of Casino.

PISCANO: I was out there with my cumma.
BORELLI: Your cumma? What are you doin' with your cumma?
PISCANO: What else? I gave her a schaff.

by alittlechop December 23, 2021

Scheckbengal

A young male who drives a pick-up truck with little regard for the rules of the road. The term derives from the low German dialect and translates literally to an annoying boy (bengal) that is sent (scheck) to run errands.

A good number of vehicles in the trucker convoy were pick-up trucks that were driven by scheckbengals.

by Truckoff February 14, 2022

Von Scheer

A word to describe when someone's nipples stick out outrageously.

Friend 1: Man, its cold In here. I'm gonna get a Von Scheer.

Friend 2: Look again...

Friend 1: Oh, shit!

by Scrotti October 31, 2011

abc schedule

When your partner only lets you shag on special occasions like Anniversaries, Birthdays, and Christmas. Therefore making it the ABC schedule.

Yeah man, Cristin has Michael on that ABC Schedule.

by Jebbbbbby February 15, 2017