schadenfreugasm

(n.) to have so much joy at another person's misfortune you can barely contain yourself

Dude, yesterday that One-up James we know got shot down by this total hottie... Who put him down by calling him a One-up James! I had the biggest schadenfreugasm you've ever seen.

by 7thAge October 24, 2011

schadenfridge

the pleasure derived from the unfortunate contents of another's refrigerator.

Jim's refrigerator contained nothing but fat free ranch dressing and expired milk. His dinner guests had a brief sense of schadenfridge at the expense of their otherwise well-prepared friend.

by captainsandwich January 2, 2012

Schadenfriending

Adding someone to your social media network just so you can enjoy the bad things that have happened or are happening to him or her.

"Do you remember the snotty girl who used to make fun of you? I heard through the grapevine that she had three kids by different guys and is currently dating another loser. I'm schadenfriending her today on Facebook so I can see her karmic smackdown."

by Professor Ninja August 10, 2012

Schadenfrown

When the pleasure derived from the misfortune of others crosses over to pity.

Did you hear about the Red Power Ranger? He stabbed his roommate to death. With a sword. Over an argument. Schadenfrown....

Oh, that 2nd Amendment Advocate's child shot himself with his parent's poorly secured gun. Schadenfrown...

by kurtz February 4, 2015

sced

scared/nervous. anxious or confused.

“ I’m sced. Are you frl?”

by delia44 November 24, 2021

Scheckbengal

A young male who drives a pick-up truck with little regard for the rules of the road. The term derives from the low German dialect and translates literally to an annoying boy (bengal) that is sent (scheck) to run errands.

A good number of vehicles in the trucker convoy were pick-up trucks that were driven by scheckbengals.

by Truckoff February 14, 2022

schadenfreude

it's that good feeling when you see your enemy fall down the stairs and be crippled forever knowing that you put the marbles and that he knows but there's no evidence and after that he just dies with still no evidence of you being there

Bob -hey what's your favorite feeling
aibohphobiac dude -*pushes bob down the stairs* schadenfreude

by fake name#0000000000000000 July 5, 2023