sauget chuck norris

Any Officer on the Sauget, IL Police Department because they will pursue you until their wheels fall off, then they will run after you, and catch you.

Sauget Chuck Norris waiting with spikey strips

by Sauget Ballet Staff January 8, 2025

Saugerties snowball fight

A sexual act in which the male and female eat lots of Indian food the night before they meet. This must take place in the winter time as there needs to be snow on the ground. The couple then proceed to hold their bowel movements until midway through the bang session, they then move outside proceed to excrement all over the snow, then make snowballs and throw them at each other mixed with fecal matter. The male should be jerking off during the entire snowball fight, and the snowball fight is finished when he ejaculates on the female

Dude #1: bro I just took my girl on a date to and Indian place, we’re gonna have a saugerties snowball fight later.

Dude #2: Sweet bro, I was gonna give my bf a dirty Joey, then maybe a Slovakian traffic cone.

by Stansballs February 19, 2026

Saugerties snowball

A sexual act in which the male and female eat lots of Indian food the night before they meet. This must take place in the winter time as there needs to be snow on the ground. The couple then proceed to hold their bowel movements until midway through the bang session, they then move outside proceed to excrement all over the snow, then make snowballs and throw them at each other mixed with fecal matter.

Dude #1: I just went on a date last night to the Indian exchange with my girl, might have a saugerties snowball fight later.

Dude #2: You’re a sick fuck

by Stansballs February 19, 2026

Hahn Sauger

German word for Cock Sucker

"Mike Smiechowski is a Hahn Sauger!"
"Look at that Hahn Sauger!"

by King Will November 24, 2007

Spagethhu Sauge

This person would have either huge or tinie weeny wiener energy. They are absolutely sharty and cool.

“Did you listen to Spagethhu Sauge scream today?”
“No”

by ShartyFag July 16, 2021