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Glen Harbour, Saskatchewan

A beach town full of people who are smug and old retired engineer's that get their daily enjoyment by calling the cops on the kids that are having fun.
Me: where are you from?
Person: Glen Harbour, Saskatchewan.
Me: *drives away without hesitation*
by Osama laden haden November 15, 2021
mugGet the Glen Harbour, Saskatchewanmug.

Saskatchewan screamer

When you shit in the freezer and then throw it at your friend.
Jimmy was being a douchebag, so I gave him a Saskatchewan screamer.
by Naked Kitty 69 January 22, 2022
mugGet the Saskatchewan screamermug.

Saskatchewan Roadblock

A roadblock in which drivers are stopped to verify that they are in fact under the influence of alcohol. Sober drivers are stopped, and must consume alcohol in order to proceed.

Named due to the fact that Saskatchewan ranks among the highest of Canadian provinces for instances of impaired driving.
At the entrance of my ranch is a Saskatchewan Roadblock. Drivers with a blood alcohol content of zero must take a shot of fireball in order to enter.
by MinMax123 July 12, 2022
mugGet the Saskatchewan Roadblockmug.

saskatchewan dirty hooker

Is a shot only made at a saskatchewan bar owned by a pedophile
You can only get a saskatchewan dirty hooker at lippies bar
by Emjay_82 October 24, 2023
mugGet the saskatchewan dirty hookermug.

Saskatchewan RIDE Program

A term originating in Ontario used to describe something useless.

A RIDE program is what DUI checkpoints are called in Ontario, since they oringinated in Etobicoke RIDE stands for Recuced Impaired Driving in Etobicoke which was later changed to Reduce Impaired Driving Everywhere once they became more widespread.

The joke among Ontario residents is that these RIDE programs (or whatever they happen to be called in Saskatchewan) would be absolutely useless in Saskatchewan as the province is so flat you would see the police lights from these roadblocks for miles away and easily be able to dodge them thus coining the phrase “as useful as a Saskatchewan RIDE program” to describe a useless person or object.
“Man, I gotta teach myself philosophy since my professor is about as useful as a Saskatchewan RIDE program”
by QuotaHunter01 January 7, 2019
mugGet the Saskatchewan RIDE Programmug.

Saskatchewan Screamer

The result of any type of vegetable matter entering the anus. Most often is the result of the act of wiping with said vegetable matter.
Poor Joe couldn’t get to the bathroom and had to wipe his ass with corn shucks. He’s a real Saskatchewan Screamer this morning..
by Shabar77 January 14, 2022
mugGet the Saskatchewan Screamermug.

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