Jimmy: "Hey, what did the advertisement on the window pane of the liquor pane say?"
Fred: "What?"
Jimmy: "We De-Liver"
Fred: "Wow, that's the funniest joke I've heard in ages."
Ollie: "Sarcastic KA-POW!!!"
Fred: "What?"
Jimmy: "We De-Liver"
Fred: "Wow, that's the funniest joke I've heard in ages."
Ollie: "Sarcastic KA-POW!!!"
by Forty Two March 11, 2008
When a cough is used to indicate you think the exact opposite of what you just said, often the cough can be used to disguise saying what you actually think.
1. Yes, I'm sure you don't fancy him (sarcastic coughing fit)
2. Yes, he made the first move *cough* you so came onto him *cough*
2. Yes, he made the first move *cough* you so came onto him *cough*
by Duuuude2010 January 13, 2010
Guy 1: hey man, would you take the photos of me down, thanks.
Guy 2: ~ yeah sure, I'll get right on that shit.~
~ (sarcastic sentence here) ~
Guy 2: ~ yeah sure, I'll get right on that shit.~
~ (sarcastic sentence here) ~
by Dr Trix January 4, 2011
Native to North London, it usually shows how someone lacks the ability to do something. It can also be used to purposely indicate that you are stronger than someone.
Matt: "Hey John I'm sick at football."
John: ( High pitched sarcastic insult ) "You're sick at football."
Tom: "I can quickscope better than you."
Joe: ( High pitched sarcastic insult ) "You're better than me."
John: ( High pitched sarcastic insult ) "You're sick at football."
Tom: "I can quickscope better than you."
Joe: ( High pitched sarcastic insult ) "You're better than me."
by guileM16A4 February 22, 2014
a ridiculous name used to signify the witty and genius banter focused on making the original commenter feel as though they should crawl into the corner and hide in the dark forever for saying and or doing what they did. Can be used as a hurtful name or compliment depending on the person.
by ZSG July 26, 2008
1. The knowledge that god and lucifer exists, the belief they are leading forces, and the understanding that there is an afterlife, but not caring whatsoever what they do.
2. Basically a between stance of athiesm and christianity, or athiesm and satanism
2. Basically a between stance of athiesm and christianity, or athiesm and satanism
Person 1 - are you an athiest or a christian
Person 2 - ..im a sarcastist.
Person 1 - you mean a person of sarcasm?
Person 2 - oh mononono, im a sarcastist, the religion of sarcastism, where i dont give two shits about what god or satan does, even though i know they exist.
Person 1 - huh.. good to know!
Person 2 - ..im a sarcastist.
Person 1 - you mean a person of sarcasm?
Person 2 - oh mononono, im a sarcastist, the religion of sarcastism, where i dont give two shits about what god or satan does, even though i know they exist.
Person 1 - huh.. good to know!
by Ember Flamestorm December 24, 2022
that one nerdy, but sarcastic best friend of the main character. they always get the main character into stuff and most likely are adorable brunette boys. some examples are felix weston from "love victor", stiles stilinski from "teen wolf" and benny weir from "my babysitter is a vampire".
i always like the sarcastic nerdy bestfriend more than the main character? like stiles, or felix from love victor!
by spaceghostee May 4, 2022