Sage

Character in valorant who heals people and can set up annoying walls.

Yo dude there sage is hit for 117 damage! Never mind she just healed herself.

by MICHAELRANSOM April 25, 2020

sage

she is the best person in the worl, she can get any guy she wants and she is the most cutest girl ever and she also has a big penice

OMG THATS A BIG PENICE. that must be sage

by unknown.com.au March 24, 2019

Sage

Sage is a chick who just might be a dude occasionally. She's never afraid to admit when she's wrong. She's pretty cool.

"Sage confuses me - one minute she's female, next he's male!"
"Sage is pretty sick bro."

by BoopyDaDoopy February 26, 2020

SAGE

An acronym invented by the Creator of the "Creationism and the Origin of Life" Facebook page, Chad Elliott, to describe those who reject creation is favor of evolution.

It stands for:
(S) Singularity believing (A) Abiogenesis thinking (G) Godless (E) Evolutionist

Whilst the use of abiogenesis and Godless are incorrect as evolution makes no claim on either concept, this acronym has entered common usage on the facebook page and the creator clearly hopes it will become popular.

You SAGEs will believe anything a science book tells you!

SAGEs please tell me how life came from rocks!

If the universe began with the singularity can SAGEs tell us why man doesn't have wings?

by ABannedOne December 12, 2010

Sage

Loves dogs, likes to travel.. typically has blonde hair... cares a lot about her friends and is a great person to talk to. Usually very well known and has multiple hidden talents, she’s extremely loyal. At times fucks up but gets back on her feet. Very accepting and enjoys meeting new people and learning new things. Can be very argumentative at times but typically a very beautiful lovely girl who everyone needs to know. Most sages love to make bad jokes, and laugh at them theresleves.has a love for old music... and doesn’t tend to dress to impress.

-“Do you know that girl sage”

-“omg, yes she’s perfect”

by Heiskaishshqqa October 8, 2018

Sage

Usually the middle name of the most annoying people. They make weird noises and hiss at you. They get irrationally angry when you say their middle name like their a bargain bin voldemort. Usually resorting to sad attempts at violence and hysterically yelling threats and insults. Sages are usually nuts.

Girl: Did you know Rhiannon's middle name is Sage?
Girl 2: shhhh.. if she hears you she’ll start screaming and throw a chair at you.

by MuadDib5 February 2, 2020

Sage

Sage is a god. He is the finest person you will ever meet. So if you find a sage suck his dick.

Sage is so hot let me give him top.

by NBA younggod January 5, 2020