Sage

Sage is too kool for skool. She has the most beautiful eyeballs and her eyebrows are thicc as hecc!!!! She is the sexiest being alive, and everybody thinks that she is beautiful and perfect. She's very hot, but if you mess with her, she will kill you! No joke! She is willllld!

Joe: Gosh, there goes that man again! He is sexy and smart and everybody likes him.

Joshua: I know a girl like that! I love her!
Joe: I bet her name is Sage.

by analqueef420 August 27, 2018

Sage

Loves dogs, likes to travel.. typically has blonde hair... cares a lot about her friends and is a great person to talk to. Usually very well known and has multiple hidden talents, she’s extremely loyal. At times fucks up but gets back on her feet. Very accepting and enjoys meeting new people and learning new things. Can be very argumentative at times but typically a very beautiful lovely girl who everyone needs to know. Most sages love to make bad jokes, and laugh at them theresleves.has a love for old music... and doesn’t tend to dress to impress.

-“Do you know that girl sage”

-“omg, yes she’s perfect”

by Heiskaishshqqa October 8, 2018

Sage

Slang for Cigarette.

"You fancy a sage?"
Or
"I'm just going out for a sage."

by ForeverPassingLeft February 13, 2019

Sage

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sage sucks. sage is a rejected fucking muppet who always likes to make fun of Mickayla who btw is a talented brilliant amazing show-stopping spectacular person who’s just trying to go with her days when fucking SUDDENLY-

by anamazingtruthfulperson August 27, 2019

Sage

Sage is a god. He is the finest person you will ever meet. So if you find a sage suck his dick.

Sage is so hot let me give him top.

by NBA younggod January 5, 2020

Sage

An extremely Nerdy, Athletic, awkward kid, but in the best way possible. Good at everything he tries and tries his hardest. He is very loyal and will never leave his side. If meet a (male) sage know that he will be a great friend.

Sage is such a good friend I’m glad I have him in my life.

by Pilot girl January 11, 2020

Sage

Usually the middle name of the most annoying people. They make weird noises and hiss at you. They get irrationally angry when you say their middle name like their a bargain bin voldemort. Usually resorting to sad attempts at violence and hysterically yelling threats and insults. Sages are usually nuts.

Girl: Did you know Rhiannon's middle name is Sage?
Girl 2: shhhh.. if she hears you she’ll start screaming and throw a chair at you.

by MuadDib5 February 2, 2020