by carmen March 30, 2005
Get the schmobbin mug.noun: Sacramento-area slang for Kratom
verb: Sacramento-area slang for taking Kratom by scooping directly into one's mouth with either a folded business card or plastic spoon, usually washed down with various sports drinks.
verb: Sacramento-area slang for taking Kratom by scooping directly into one's mouth with either a folded business card or plastic spoon, usually washed down with various sports drinks.
"wyd"
"boutta schmob"
"mind if i join?"
"fuck im out of schmob. gotta head to the kratom station tomorrow. mind if i schmob a scoop?"
"boutta schmob"
"mind if i join?"
"fuck im out of schmob. gotta head to the kratom station tomorrow. mind if i schmob a scoop?"
by dilldilldill August 15, 2020
Get the schmob mug.(pronounced shmoe-ka)This is a term for marijuana, and usually used when it is low grade and lent to a friend. It is a dereivative of schmoke, only way funner to say.
Man1: man think i could get some schmoka from u man, im kinda low right now.
Man2:aww shit man all i got is my personal stuff. Tell u what smoke some of this ive been saving
Man1:(cough) damn, dude this is rough. Is this that mexican shit?
Man1:(laughs) it was free wasnt it so shut up and buy your own next time.
Man2:aww shit man all i got is my personal stuff. Tell u what smoke some of this ive been saving
Man1:(cough) damn, dude this is rough. Is this that mexican shit?
Man1:(laughs) it was free wasnt it so shut up and buy your own next time.
by we2d July 24, 2008
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An awkward or embarrassing social situation where a person is left feeling like a moron, putz or Schmoe.
Ex 1: I broke wind on the empty elevator only to have my someone get on at the next floor when things still smelled ripe.
Ex 2: I had a complete schmoment when I thought I was alone when I picked my wedge, then I saw the security camera behind me.
Ex 3: My schmoment of the day was when I asked the young lady accompanying my boss if she was his daughter- it was his girlfriend.
Ex 2: I had a complete schmoment when I thought I was alone when I picked my wedge, then I saw the security camera behind me.
Ex 3: My schmoment of the day was when I asked the young lady accompanying my boss if she was his daughter- it was his girlfriend.
by Aaron Sagers July 5, 2005
Get the Schmoment mug.A state of confusion and general lack of brainpower caused by smoking marijuana the night before. Essentially, a weed hangover.
I believe I failed my physics exam this morning after waking up with the schmoids. I will never toke again prior going to bed.
by Larry Slicker April 19, 2008
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