The act of Circumcision when a Rabbi upon cutting off the baby's foreskin with his teeth, consumes said foreskin by sucking on the baby's penis in a circular motion followed by a $30 dollar fee. Only available on Saturdays at the local synagogue.
Rabbi Epstein: *Begins using scissors to cut the boy*
Rabbi Shekelstein: Oy vey Rabbi don't use the scissors your going to give that boy a bagel just use the old Saturday Lunch method.
Rabbi Epstein: You're right Rabbi! *Proceeds in the Saturday lunch method*
Rabbi Shekelstein: Oy vey Rabbi don't use the scissors your going to give that boy a bagel just use the old Saturday Lunch method.
Rabbi Epstein: You're right Rabbi! *Proceeds in the Saturday lunch method*
by TheCheff March 5, 2020

by saturdaypants August 1, 2010

Soft Saturdays are when you take a Wednesday off as a vacation day, thus creating a mini weekend during the week. It is also acceptable to refer to this Wednesday vacation as a Soft Sunday. Soft Saturday's also create Soft Thursdays/Fridays out of Monday and Tuesday respectively (glass half full situation).
by Tropicanabanana July 25, 2017

A special occurrence, happening once a week on Saturday, where friends and colleagues exchange and receive expertly crafted compliments regarding their recent or historic accomplishments, virtues, personality, or general demeanor.
Last Compliment Saturday, Jeff told me I had exquisite taste for the fine wines and that my hair piece suits me well.
by Compliment Saturday October 19, 2010

Shop assistant who works on Saturdays: the kind of job you usually have when you're still at school.
by Who Anon February 18, 2009

Is a time when teenagers get together and hang or "chill"...but could also be a night were some people stay up till 5 o'clock talking about making eggs,teddy bears and pinto beans
by Sexylexi143 May 18, 2013

Saturdays are for the boys.
by liamznoh August 24, 2018
