Samir

Hot dude who plays COD, also Sara has a crush on him

Samir: Lets drop stadium
Sara: oMG SO CUTE marry me

by jscout May 14, 2020

Samir

Usually someone with a massive cock and a nice beard that helps him get pussy anywhere

Samir is the goat

by Little curious February 16, 2022

Samir

Samir (SA-meer) is lebanese for dick.

“MY SAMIR IS SO BIG!”

by JJSeytro August 20, 2021

Samire

Samire is the best friend you can ever have. She's like a friend, a sister, a bro and a mother in one. She's the funniest and cutest girl you can meet and also very beautiful, smart and perverse. And she loves Justin Bieber. So if you have the possibility to know her, you'll be the happiest human alive, just trust her. Her body is like kissed from god and her booty is the biggest in universe. So, everyone's very proud to know someone like her. Also, the whole mencroud's looking for her, so hurry up man and move your ass to get to know her. But watch out, cause her daddy's gonna kill you, honey.

Boy 1: Do you know Samire?
Boy 2: The one with the big fat butt?
Boy 1: Yeah, you're damn right man.

by honeyyy123 January 2, 2017

Samir

This person in always missing,
Even god is trying to find him,he is absent everywhere and when he is at least present somewhere,even then he is absent minded.His absence or presence doesn't affect anyone

Boy:Who is he,never saw him.

Guy:Probably Samir

by Batata.com November 23, 2021

Samir

Samir hottest guy I have ever seen, he makes straight guys turn gay

Samirs record at 24-1. Bro got friend zoned by 1 and decided to have a glow up. A truly inspirational story one. Gives off CBUM vibes.

easily bro pulled out his megaladong and stole my girl so quickly might be skinny but he can pack a huge punch.

oh no my girl saw Samir Joshi

by I love black kids September 16, 2022

Samir

A white/pale male

u see that baboon he's a samir

by Ray-Sisman February 6, 2022