Swoletober

n. The month of the year dedicated entirely to becoming absolutely fucking jacked- not to be confused with No-Shave-November or Fuckfest-February. Swoletober can be run on a point based system, awarding merits for overall mass gain, aesthetics, or strength gains.

During the month of Swoletober Mr. Stolarski thought he was a boss, putting on a total of 10 lbs in his biceps alone, only to find that Mr. Jolly gained 25 lbs, the majority of this pure muscle weight concentrated in his traps, shoulders, pecs, and calves.

by roughrider October 3, 2012

Swolo

Its a combination of Swag and Yolo
hence swolo

BOUTA GO OUT PROJECT X STYLE

#Swolo

by AfroNana July 22, 2012

Big Swole

Somebody who's very muscular, big, strong, Etc.

Guy #1: "Damn, man! You've gotten alot bigger since the last time I saw you."
Guy #2: "Yeah dude, I'm benchin' up to like 300 now."
Guy #1: "BIG SWOLE!"

by gabinder January 13, 2009

swollen boosterseat

Noun---the act of having to drive yourself to the hospital after being "pink-socked"

Not remembering the night b4, Jackie went 2 her car 2 find out that she had a swollen boosterseat, and spent the rest of her day in ER.

by Martian12 February 21, 2014

Swoll Head

High intelligence

Hey Joe what did you get on the test?
I got an A+.
You got that swoll head!

by jjmike December 20, 2015

Swollen Beaver

A term for someone that tucks their balls and penis between their legs.

Wade had a swollen Beaver in the showers this morning.

by DreamcastERA March 9, 2018

swolby

An aroused penis.

"Dude, I saw this hot chick last night and got a huge swolby!"

by TheBigLabrinski August 12, 2018