Shanson

Never gonna happen lily

Shanson is fake

by NotSamson June 30, 2021

swansons dip

the act of dipping your ballsac in a can of swansons chicken broth, then let a fat bitch lick it off. You can also use turkey, depending on the fat bitches preference

Hey Dawna, you up for a liitle swansons dip for dinner tonight.

by deez testes October 30, 2012

Swansoned

When a football teams luck goes completely into the toilet. Like Cleveland browns level failure due to a bad luck fan attending or watching their games.

The dude wearing that funny team shirt showed up to our game today and the we got totally Swansoned again.

by Squad game December 17, 2021

Reverse Swansoned

When the bad luck fan of the home team shows up to the game in the opposing game's jersey and roots for the non-home team effectively reversing the bad luck and dooming to the opponents to a Cleveland Browns level of bad luck and losing.

That fan that Swansoned us last week, showed up again this week wearing the other teams jersey and our team won the game with some really freaky lucky plays. He totally reverse Swansoned them!!!!

by Squad game January 10, 2022

Swensons

A way of saying something is lit

You tryna pull up to swensons

by Cfoy October 31, 2019

Suansonfon

A really nice looking “toto” a.k.a pussy. Dominicans tend to usually scream SUANSONFON prior to ejaculating.”

“Damn stacey thats a beautiful SUANSONFON! Like wow!”
“Mamaciata dont stop…oh,…oh SUANSONFON”
“All i want to eat is SUANSONFON in my life“

by DIRTY FILTHY MAX August 11, 2022

Swansoned

Completely wasted. Passed the point of no return. So drunk you are unable to function.

Brad got swansoned in Galveston, he was so bad we almost took him to the hospital.

by Jackson23mj June 18, 2014