STD

STD-Severe Testicular Distress. Usually occurs when humidity and temperature are very high.
Zack: "Damn, all this hot weather is making my balls sticky and uncomfortable."
Jesse: "Sounds like you have a case of STD."
by 420Legend June 09, 2008
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STD(struggles to go down on)

the name given to someone who struggles to go down on things.
Emily Mahony: i cant go down on these things (while going down a welsh mountain)

Man: hey mate how was that prostitute last night?
Mate: she was a right STD, couldnt go down on me properly with her wide vagina.
by izzit-me June 26, 2010
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Surf Till Dark. When the waves are that good or the weather is that good or there is just nothing better to do, why not surf till dark. Sometimes what started as a SAW turns into a STD.
Me: McD, gettin a SAW in today?

McD: Yeah, probably a STD.

Both: Chad, you're still a ding-dong.
by sixfourfish January 07, 2009
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Std.

Short for 'standard'.
The soup wasn't exactly brilliant. Just std.
by youyouelle January 04, 2009
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Sexually Transmitted Dances
Guy1:"Dude, how he get so good at tango??"
Guy2:"Oh he banged the dance teacher and got STD"
Guy1:"DAMNNNN"
by Nepali_ass_kicker April 06, 2009
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Person A: want to hang out this weekend

Person B: nah man i got STDs
by JAM.VA March 20, 2022
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"Did you hear that Bryce has an std?" "Yes I did! Apparently he got it from that one plastic surgeon
by Mi Dixie Nourmous June 16, 2021
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